Twitter may well be a grim wasteland full of Nazis, toxic bullying, bad faith political takes, and corporations putting on the nauseatingly cuddly ‘relatable’ act via the poorly treated social media interns that have to run their social media accounts—but it can also a window into ways of thinking and parts of the world you may otherwise have never encountered.
For example—and not to dunk on the user behind this tweet—the idea that this is what the ideal ‘man’s room’ is supposed to look like:
A Man’s room supposed to look like this. pic.twitter.com/5iS3W1PnWf
— ChrisExcel (@ChrisExcel102) July 26, 2021
I was pretty confused when I saw this tweet. Being a man, and having a room that looks exactly nothing like this, I thought maybe I was failing my gender. I didn’t know a gender had an ideal room type in the first place. Luckily, Twitter came to the rescue, as a number of other users popped up to reassure me and my fragile masculinity (and sense of interior decoration) that not only was this not an ideal ‘man’s room’, it was not much of a room for anyone:
This room has some of the worst vibes I’ve ever witnessed https://t.co/RHmTOHcSWP
— Dr. Piss Pants (@DoctorPissPants) July 28, 2021
Mikey I’m really pissed off you made me notice all these things
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) July 29, 2021
I thought they might be from a graduation cap but no, they’re just tassels lol
— Hugh Jass (@ill_jass) July 29, 2021
What do you mean 10/10 layout you can’t see the TV from the bed
— mike nguyen (@MNewy100) July 29, 2021
This. I was struggling to put it into words.
— Jack Uzcategui (@AnneBonnysKid) July 29, 2021
Xander I am upset you brought these to my attention
— Cunt Dracula, MA 🦇 (@thetaylorirwin) July 29, 2021
this is a 35 yr old who thinks he’s a vampire
— sour sweet gone (@bassdscho74) July 29, 2021
That’s a good shout too, personally I was getting cut-price Patrick Bateman vibes from the thing.
— Strawberry Fields (@WexfordKnight) July 29, 2021
the tiny too-high elephant photograph
— Julia Meltzer (@juliabmeltzer) July 29, 2021
wait that’s a media console… even worse! where do you watch the tv from? every angle in that room has your neck bent wrong
— ʜᴀɴɴᴀʜ ʟᴀᴍʙ-ᴠɪɴᴇs (@embarrassed4evr) July 29, 2021
Why is the bedside table so high?? If I’m reaching for a glass of water in the middle of the night, I don’t want to accidentally brush god’s cheek with my fingertips before I find it
— bridal brainrot summer !! (@autisticluz) July 30, 2021
This room was apparently sponsored by Canadian Airlines in 1994 pic.twitter.com/FhKvJnZ7LO
— Brian Cookstra (@BCookstra) July 29, 2021
This is the room where you talk about the greatness of huey lewis before you split someones head with an ax.
— highcastle (@NYDeliveryGuy) July 28, 2021
Cursed air bnb vibes
— Michele (a misanthropic anthropologist) (@michele_freed) July 28, 2021
i used to work for a p0rn company as an editor and the entire shoot house was decorated like this bc “the red makes it easier to color correct” (it didn’t)
— Leda 🤒 (@leduhhh) July 29, 2021
this looks like one of the weird showrooms you see in an apartment walkthrough when they’re trying to convince you to rent it
— will trade typing on a keyboard for some gd sleep (@usagithedev) July 28, 2021
This mirror is eerie pic.twitter.com/kHsdOLuq7i
— thomas yum (@mostlybrows) July 29, 2021
No but you’re absolutely right pic.twitter.com/le1ZBEydbf
— 🥀⚜️Catneki ❣️Stan Tom Nook 🦝 (@GoodSoupyo) July 29, 2021
This IS the room. I designed when I was 13. But I had a zebra striped rug on the floor.
I am 45 now.
So do the math (s)
Perhaps fashion and interior design and all politics has gone full circle…
— Dan Sodergren (@dansodergren) July 29, 2021
Is it even center around the headboard at that?
— boots n zachs (@DumZachariah) July 29, 2021
sims 2 stuff pack promo shot
the sigma male bedroom set
— maya🧬🚬. (@shitpostacolyte) July 28, 2021
Okay but the fact that they spent all the money and time on this…..
AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE THE CABLES. Sksjjsjskskjjk 😭 pic.twitter.com/EKlcyQkEuX
— Cameron 🏳️⚧️ (@GardenerCami) July 29, 2021
All men should have:
– a mirror that doesn’t show anything below the nipples
– a tiny picture of elephants.
— Ben Hebert (AY-bear) (@benhebertdotcom) July 28, 2021
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